Smoothies

My sister called me ridiculous last summer. I’d been standing at the kitchen counter for about four minutes deciding whether

My blender sat in a cabinet for eight months. I’m not proud of it. Then a friend handed me a

My friend texted me a photo of her smoothie last July. It was grey. She’d put kale, frozen peas, and

My friend Sara handed me a green smoothie once and said “just don’t think about what’s in it.” That was

I gained eight pounds during a particularly grim winter and tried approximately everything. Meal kits. Calorie apps. That one soup

My friend called me the other day and said, “I tried a green smoothie and I think I need therapy.”

My friend Sarah called me last Tuesday and said, “I’ve been making smoothies every morning for three weeks and I’m

I made a smoothie every single morning for three months and gained six pounds. Nobody warned me that was possible.

Okay so. A friend of mine texted me last year saying she’d started making smoothies for weight loss and I

My friend texted me last year saying she’d given up on smoothies. “They’re just expensive juice,” she said. And honestly?